* Zoids *

Fan Fiction

It’s Leena’s favorite holiday, April Fools Day. And everyone’s in for some excitement today.

It was midmorning, and everyone except Kevin, Leena, and Doc where in the living room. They were all wondering why things had been going so smoothly so far today. Then Leena walked in.
“Where you been?” asked Brad with a very questioning look.
“Loading the Jeep for my dad, he’s heading into town today, remember?”
“Oh, I forgot.”
“Has anyone seen my Zoid gear?” said Kevin as he walked in.
“Nope”
“Not me”
“Haven’t seen it”
“Don’t look at me.” said Leena in a sing-song voice.
“Where is it Leena?”
“Why do you think I would know?” said Leena innocently as she sat down.
“Where is it Leena?”
“I said I don-” Leena opened her eyes to see the barrel of Kevin’s gun in her face.
“Where’s the Zoid gear Leena?”
“Ok, ok, follow me.”
“Good.” said Kevin as he put his gun away.
Leena took Kevin to her room and opened her dresser. She then pulled it out from in between her panties.
“LEENA!!!”
“What?”
“I know it’s April Fools Day and all, but this is ridiculous!”
“Where’s your sense of humor Kev?”
“Never mind.”
Kevin turned around and started to leave.
“Oh, Leena?”
“Yes Kevin?” said Leena a little shakily, worried what might happen next.
“My gun is empty.” he said as he bolted out of the room.
“WHAT!!!!!!!” Leena ran out of the room after Kevin, but didn’t see him anywhere. She heard a soft ‘clink’ and looked around. There was nothing there. She started to walk away and heard some snickering.
“Must be imagining things...” mumbled Leena.
From the ventilation shaft, Kevin listened to Leena walk away. He started laughing his ass off. Then he felt a sharp tug on his leg. He stopped laughing immediately and slowly turned his head to look. Leena was staring straight back at him with a very evil look on her face.
“AHHHH!!! Leena, it was just a joke, I swear!” Kevin stammered as he started to crawl away.
“VERY FUNNY! Get Back Here!!!!”
“Come on Leena, it was a harmless joke!”
“HARMLESS MY ASS!!!!!! YOU NEARLY GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK!!!!!!!”
Back in the living room everyone was staring at the vents in the room wondering what all the noise was about.
“Any idea what’s going on?”
“Not a clue.”
Just then Kevin fell out of one of the vents and on to Bit.
“GET OFF ME!!!”
“Yeah, sure.” Kevin said, out of breath.
“What’d you do Kev?”
“I’ll tell you later...” said Kevin, sprinting down a hallway. Leena’s head popped out of the vent that Kevin had fallen out of.
“Did you guys just see Kevin?”
“Yeah.”
“Where’d he go?”
“He just went that way.”
“Thanks.”

Kevin had figured he had a pretty good lead on Leena, so he decided to stop and looked for a hiding place. Except when he rounded a corner to look, he tripped. And before he could get up Leena was on top of him.
“Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t kill you.” she said as she pinned Kevin.
“Because you’d miss me too much?”
“Good, but not good enough.” Kevin did the best he could to block the punch he expected from Leena. But there was no punch. Kevin looked at Leena, still sitting on his back, and saw she was grinning from ear to ear.
“Uhhhhhhh......”
“What? You think I’d hurt you?” said Leena still smiling.
“Well, I did.”
“You said the gun wasn’t loaded, so I forgive you.”
She got off Kevin’s back and helped him into a sitting position.
“Thanks, but I doubt this will be the end of what happens to me today, huh?”
“Oh, I don’t know...”
“I don’t like the sound of that.” said Kevin, a lopsided smile appearing on his face.
“To bad.” said Leena, getting up and walking away. She blew him a kiss before she rounded the corner. Kevin sat there for a few minutes with a look of wonder and amazement on his face.

Things went smoothly for the rest of the morning for Kevin. Not that he didn’t keep an eye on Leena though. But it wasn’t Kevin that was Leena’s next target, it was Bit. Leon and Naomi had come over that afternoon to see Kevin and the Spiner. Everyone, except Bit, was in the living room chatting with each other when they heard a blood curling scream.
“That can’t be anything good.” remarked Leon.
Kevin looked over at Leena and she was grinning ear to ear again.
“What’d you do to Bit Leena?”
“Nothing really, I just hid the Liger 0 on him, that’s all.”
“Where exactly did you hide it Leena?” asked Naomi.
“I sent it over to Harry, I doubt Bit would think it’d be there.”
At that moment, Bit ran into the room, a look of despair on his face. “Has anyone seen Liger?”
“I think my dad took it with him into town so he could sell it.”
“WHAT?!?!?”
“April fools Bit.”
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN APRIL FOOLS???”
“It’s over at Harry’s.”
“Oh great, by now he’s probably painted it like his Whale King’s.”
Everyone except Bit started laughing uncontrollably.
“IT’S NOT FUNNY!!!”
“Don’t worry Bit, Harry promised he wouldn’t do anything to Liger. I’ll call him and tell him to send it back over.”
“Hey Kev, you said you’d tell us what you did to get Leena all riled up like that.”
“Oh, right. Thanks Brad, I was hoping no one would remember.”
“To bad, now tell us.”
“You know how I drew my gun when I asked Leena to give my Zoid gear back?”
“Yeah.”
“Well, after I got it back I told Leena that the gun wasn’t loaded and ducked into a ventilation shaft in the ceiling.”
“So that’s why you fell onto Bit.”
“Yes, now let me finish. I thought Leena didn’t know where I was, so I started laughing. I felt something pull on my leg, and when I turned to look, Leena was right behind me. And so the chase began.”
“So you knew he was in the ventilation Leena?”
“Yeah, after he started laughing.”
“Great story, now could you call Harry Leena?”
“Yeah, sure, keep your shirt on.”

Leena was proud of herself today, because she had done better this year than last year. Little did she know that Bit was about to exact his revenge.
Leena burst into Kevin’s room with just her robe on.
“What’s up Leena?” asked Kevin, not looking away from his computer.
“Where are my clothes Kevin?”
“I don’t know, I didn’t take them.” said Kevin looking at Leena finally.
“Is this another April Fools joke or did you just come to show me your bath robe?”
“It’s no joke! Someone took all my clothes.”
“Did you ask anyone else?”
“Brad and Jamie went out to pick up some parts, and I can’t find Bit anywhere.”
“Then Bit probably knows where your clothes are. Is the Liger still here?”
“Yeah.”
“Come with me, I’ll find him.”
Kevin and Leena finally found Bit after looking for almost an hour. He was in the Hover Cargo’s engine room.
“Alright Bit. Where are my clothes?” asked Leena as she hauled him back into the base with Kevin following, laughing as they went.
“Did you look in Kev’s room?”
Kevin and Leena looked at each other and ran to his room. Kevin opened his closet and dresser. There where all of Leena’s clothes, stuffed in with Kevin’s.
“I’ll let you get changed Leena, then I’ll help you get your clothes back to your room.”
“Thanks.”
“In the mean time, I’m going to go find Bit.”
“K”

After everything was back in order, and Bit was properly bandaged, Leena, Kevin, and Bit agreed to stop pranking one another. Bit was especially relieved. When Jaime, Brad, and Doc came back that evening, they were amazed that everything was still in one piece. Until they saw Bit.
“What’d you do Bit?”
“Don’t even ask.”
“Oh come on Bit it can’t be that bad.” Doc said as he slapped Bit on the shoulder.
“OW!!! Doc that hurts.”
“Oh, sorry Bit. So what happened?”
“I hid Leena’s clothes in Kevin’s room. When the two of them found out. Kevin chased me around the base. He’s meaner than Leena when he’s angry.”
“You got that right.” said Kevin from the couch.
Everyone except Bit started laughing.