* Zoids *

Fan Fiction

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Noooooo!!!! My precious Gun Sniper! BIT!!"
"What?"
"Look what you did to my Gun Sniper!"
"What? You think it's my fault?"
"IT IS!! You were SUPPOSED to be watching my back!"
"I'll buy you another Zoid honey!"
"CAN IT Harry!"

Leena continued to fume about her trashed Gun Sniper. They had just been in a tough battle with a team called "The Cross Team." Brad's Shadow Fox was out of commission before he could finish off the Lightning Saix that was attacking him. Leena's Gun Sniper's Wild Weasel Total Assault took care of that one, while Bit's Liger overpowered another. Although Bit knew about the remaining Lightning Saix, he figured he could have a great shot of it when it was attacking Leena. But unfortunately, the Gun Sniper took more damage than he had estimated and could no longer be used. The Blitz Team won the battle, however.

"Bit! Next time you even THINK about not telling me about a Zoid advancing on me, DON'T THINK OF IT!" yelled Leena, advancing on him with her fist raised. She suddenly stopped and put her arm to her stomach.
"If I wasn't so hungry, you'd be mashed up into a billion pieces."

"First the Dibison and now the Gun Sniper…What am I supposed to do for battles now?" Leena asked over the dinner table.
Her father shrugged. "Maybe you should try to get a Zoid with better defense."
"Or maybe you should quit," Bit suggested. "This IS, after all, the SECOND Zoid you've totaled, and maybe you should quit before you trash any others."

Leena said nothing but kept a glare on her face that would send chills down a demon's spine.
"You had BETTER sleep with one eye open tonight, Bit, otherwise I might be serving you your head ON A PLATTER!!"
"Good job Bit," Brad sighed. Bit shrugged.
"I was only speaking my opinion. I never thought that it was a sin to do so."
Leena stood up and threw her napkin down. "It is when your opinion IS WRONG!!!"
She turned and ran out of the room.

"Oh…my wonderful Gun Sniper…totaled…"
Leena stared at her diminished Zoid sadly. She thought for a moment. "Maybe Bit's right…Maybe I should quit. It's not like I make any difference in the battles anyway…Bit's always winning our battles. Before he came, we had trouble with almost anything. Now we win battles left and right. I don't help at all…I wish I could, but the Liger is an Ultimate X and nothing can-" An idea struck her head. She grinned. "I'm going to get myself an Ultimate X! And then I'll show Bit! No, I'll beat him in battle! An unofficial battle, just him and me, no judges or anything. Just Leena Tauros vs. Bit Cloud! The battle of the century!!!"

An hour later, Dr. Tauros stepped into the living room. Bit, Harry, Brad, Jamie, Sebastian, and Benjamin were in the room, drinking some soda or God knows what.
"Hey gang! Has anyone seen Leena? I haven't seen her since dinner," asked Dr. Tauros.
Harry practically jumped out of his skin, but instead jumped out of his seat. "What? Oh no! She could be missing! I'LL FIND YOU LEENA DARLING!!!!!!!" he yelled, running out of the room as fast as a Raynos. Sweat drops rolled down the back of everyone else's head.

"Five, four, three," began Bit, "two, one…"
Harry ran back in, gasping for air. He looked at Bit and then sped over and grabbed Bit's collar.
"Bit! Leena's not anywhere in here! SHE'S GONE!!!!! You hafta find her! Imagine the danger she might be in-"

"Calm down! We're all going to look for her. Jamie will take his Raynos, you take your Dark Horn, Brad will take the Shadow Fox, and then I'll take Liger. Even Sebastian and Benjamin can help by taking out their Iron Kongs," interrupted Bit, pushing Harry away. Bit turned to Dr. Tauros. "Hey Doc, you stay here, just in case Leena is here or she comes back."

Harry thought over Bit's words for at most 5.2 seconds, and then ran out to get his Dark Horn, yelling, "Leena! I'll find you!"

"Wow, what kind of Gun Sniper is that?" asked Leena, admiring the dark blue Gun Sniper. It was heavily equipped with large guns, and Leena was sure she would be able to attach the Wild Weasel component to this Gun Sniper.

The dealer turned from her to the Zoid and answered, "That's a rare Gun Sniper Nightmare. I got it in a week ago. It's pretty expensive, but you said you were from the Blitz Team, so it should be easy to pay for."

"Yeah," replied Leena, completely mesmerized by the Zoid. She HAD to have it. It might not be an Ultimate X, but it looked very strong, and all of those guns looked SO tempting. Leena smirked. "I'll take it!"

"Find anything on radar yet, partner?" asked Bit. Liger growled and Bit took it as a "No." Unexpectedly, Liger stopped walking. Bit fiddled with the controls, but Liger wouldn't budge.
"Hey, Liger! What's the deal? Your system is fine! Keep going!"
Liger roared and looked forward. Bit looked forward as well. There was an outlined figure far off in the distance. It looked like a Gun Sniper, but there was something different about it. Liger Zero and the figure stood completely still.
"Hey Bit…Listen up!" exclaimed a voice. It came from the Gun Sniper cockpit. Bit raised an eyebrow.
"Leena?"
"Yeah, its me! Like my new Zoid? It's called the Gun Sniper Nightmare! Or as I call it, the GS Nightmare. It's definitely stronger than Naomi's Gun Sniper, and probably just as strong as the Liger!"
"Strong as Liger? Ha! Whatever Leena. Let's get back to the hover cargo. Everyone's worried about you."
"No! You're Liger doesn't want to go back, does he?"
Leena was right. The Liger wanted to fight.
"But there's no judge," protested Bit. Leena wasn't turned off.
"We don't need a judge."
"We're on the same team!"
"No! I'm on the Blitz Team! You on the other hand have changed that name! The team should be called the Bit Team! You are the one that wins all of the battles! Brad, Jamie, and I are always backups for you! We're no team…"
Bit was silent. He didn't realize that Leena felt that way.
"Stop thinking about what I just said and battle me! I know Liger wants to!" yelled Leena. Bit sighed. He never had turned down an offer, and he wasn't about to start now.
"All right Leena, you're on!"
"Good! Now get ready!"

Leena's GS Nightmare ran at Bit with full speed. This one was faster than her other Gun Sniper. She fired the long-range gun at the Liger, but he dodged them. But the GS Nightmare kept him locked-on. So it kept firing. As the Liger got closer, Leena knew she would have to switch to the machine guns. Liger took some damage, so Bit decided to fight back. Liger fired at Leena using its shot cannons, and hit her. The GS Nightmare ran to the side, then fired as it ran. Bit didn't want to do anymore damage to Leena's new Zoid, so he decided to just take it out of commission with a Strike Laser Claw attack. Liger pounced.

"I knew you were gonna try that Bit! Well take THIS!" yelled Leena. She aimed the two light blue guns at the Liger, and then fired. The Liger was hit and it fell to the ground.

"What the?" asked Bit. Liger was still functioning, but what kind of guns knocked an Ultimate X down?

"Didn't expect that one, didja Bit?" questioned Leena, then she laughed her crazy demonic laugh.

Liger got up and lunged at the GS Nightmare. It was knocked down and Leena's laugh was turned into a cry of rage. Her Zoid jumped back up and Leena went into her trigger-happy mood and fired her guns crazily. Liger roared as he was hit and ran to the back of Leena's Zoid. She turned and fired, but he wasn't there. He had gotten behind her again. She spun around and aimed at…nothing.

"Stop running in circles Bit!" Leena fumed. She spun her long-range rifle around and fired. She knew she would miss, but she would at least lead Bit out in the open. When nothing happened, the GS Nightmare's head turned. The Liger was in the air, claws pointed at her. Before Leena could turn and fire at him, Bit's Liger slashed off the right arm of the GS Nightmare. Leena cried out in anger as she received the System Freeze message.

"Good job Leena! That Gun Sniper is pretty good! But Liger's better!" exclaimed Bit, opening the window to the cockpit.

Leena sighed. Bit won again. She opened up the cockpit and looked to him.

"Bit, should I quit?"
"No way! You're a part of the Blitz Team! This team will keep getting better and better!"

"LEENA!!!!!!!!! Darling you're okay! Oh, I was so worried! Give me a hug!" cried Harry, running to her. Leena swiftly moved out of his path and he ran past her and into a wall.

Dr. Tauros ran to her. "Leena!" he exclaimed, then continued, "Is that shiny new Zoid yours? I love it! What's it called?"

Leena and Bit sweat dropped but shook it off.

"It's called a Gun Sniper Nightmare. I'm attaching Wild Weasel to it, so I have to get to work. See ya!" Leena answered. Then she disappeared through a hallway. Dr. Tauros put his hand to his chin.

"It's a great Zoid but I wonder how much it cost us…"

"Done! Now my GS Nightmare will be UNSTOPABLE! HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!"
Leena jumped down from her Zoid excitedly and then sped out of the garage. She headed to the kitchen. Bit was raiding the fridge. Feeling excited about her new Zoid, Leena couldn't help but be hyper, and so she snuck up on Bit. When he stood up, she jumped on his back in a forced piggyback ride.

"Ahhh! Leena! What are you doing?" asked Bit.

She didn't answer but instead she said, "Giddy up! Take me to my room! But first, give me some of those noodles!"

"Hey! I'm no horse and chariot! And get your own noodles!" snapped Bit. Leena smacked him.

"Noodles! NOW!"
"No! I'll drop you!"
"You do and I'll kill you!"
"You kill me and I'll come back to haunt you and wreck your GS Nightmare!"
"You can't wreck it if you're dead, stupid!"
"I'll have Liger wreck it then! Now get offa me!"
"Fine! Be that way. You're no fun."
Bit put Leena down and she grabbed the container of noodles that Bit had in his hands and bolted.
Bit ran after her with a, "Hey! Those are my noodles!"

"I don't see a name on them!" countered Leena, still running. She looked back and because of this, she didn't see Harry in the hallway. When she looked forward, she crashed into Harry and the noodles spilled all over both of them. Bit started laughing instantly. Leena wasn't amused.

"You're a DEAD MAN BIT!!!!!!" she scooped up the remainder of the noodles and chucked them at Bit.
He threw them back and Leena chased him through the hallway.

Harry, covered in noodles, looked up and watched Leena rampage off. "Leena, honey? A little help?"

The next morning, Bit and Leena shuffled into the kitchen. They, or at least Leena, were greeted happily by Harry. Her only reply was a slight wave of her hand. Bit sat down and yawned.

"Tired?" asked Jamie. Bit and Leena looked at him and asked, "What gives you that idea?!"

"You two were up until God knows what hour playing tag," explained Brad. They both glared at him.

"Tag? This was serious! She TOOK my noodles!" exclaimed Bit.
"I was COVERED in noodles!" countered Leena.

The others sighed. Jamie decided to change the subject, being the voice of reason for them all.

"Don't forget guys, we have a battle scheduled for later today against the 'Link Team.' They have two Command Wolves, a Shield Liger, and an Iron Kong. They haven't lost a battle since the tournament."

"I remember that tournament! The Blitz Team was destined to go to Class S!" replied Dr. Tauros.

"I remember Vega and his Berserk Fury," added Bit.
Leena shuddered. "I do to…that thing almost killed me."
"Well anyway," continued Jamie, "the Link Team is lead by John Link."
"I know him! I've known him for a long time!" exclaimed Harry, standing up. Brad looked to him.
"I know him too. He's been known to be a jerk."
"Yeah, he always called me Prince Strawberry Chump!"

"That's a good one, I'll be sure to write it down," said Leena, smirking. Sebastian found that amusing. Benjamin smacked him, but then laughed to himself. "Again, anyway," began Jamie again, "because of the variety of Zoids on the Link Team, the strategy might be a bit hard to come up with."

"I'll take care of both Command Wolves. It'll be easy with my wonderful GS Nightmare!" shouted Leena.

"I'll get the Iron Kong," added Brad.
Bit smirked and finished, "Then I'll get the Shield Liger!"

"I'm going to be helping too. It's four against four. Let me help out with one of the Command Wolves," said Jamie. "I'll be an air sniper or something. I can pick them off."

"It won't be easy. John Link's a tricky one," replied Brad. "And we don't even know which Zoid he pilots."

"It doesn't matter! Bit's Liger and my GS Nightmare can handle anything!" Leena stated. "Oh, and the Shadow Fox and Raynos are good too."

"Why do you say you and Bit can handle anything?" asked her father.
"Because Bit and I are the strongest on the team now!" exclaimed Leena.

Harry grew jealous of Bit again and shouted, "I'm the strongest person on MY team!!" Leena looked to him dully and replied, "That's not saying much."

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
"The area within a 30 mile radius is now a Zoid Battlefield. This zone is now restricted. Only competitors and personnel are allowed on the battlefield. Danger! This zone is now restricted."

The two teams heard the judge's words. The two Command Wolves of the Link Team stood near each other, and Leena had a great shot of both of them at her position. Brad and his Shadow Fox focused on the Iron Kong in front of him. Bit kept his head high and a smirk on his face as he looked at the Shield Liger in front of his own Liger. Jamie flew around overhead, waiting for the battle to start.

"Area scanned. Battlefield set up. Battle mode approved. The Blitz Team versus the Link Team. Battle mode 0982. Ready…FIGHT!"

"Wild Weasel Total Assault!" yelled Leena, and her hidden Zoid let loose missiles and ammo like crazy at one of the Command Wolves. He was down quick. Leena laughed insanely and ran into the battle, firing like crazy at the remaining Command Wolf.

The Liger Zero was struggling with the Shield Liger, so Jamie aimed the Raynos' guns at the opposing Liger and fired. The enemy Liger was knocked back.

"Thanks Jamie!" exclaimed Bit, then he ran to the Shield Liger, firing at it.

Brad was having fun running around the slow Iron Kong, also letting out the smoke to bring down the Zoid's accuracy as well. Then he fired at it, hid, fired at it again, and then hid again.

"This is gonna be easier than I thought," he said.

"Hahahaha…HAHAHAHA!" Leena laughed as she went into trigger-happy mode and continuously fired at the Command Wolf. Its system froze eventually, so Leena turned and decided to help Bit with the Shield Liger. He had complete control of the fight, so Leena decided to help Brad. There was smoke all around the Iron Kong, so she was worried that she would fire and accidentally hit Brad. She then thought about it more.

"Oh well, too bad," she mumbled, firing at the cloud. She didn't hit Brad, but she was able to keep the Iron Kong from hitting the Shadow Fox, which it had actually found. Brad delivered the final blow of a Strike Laser Claw and then emerged from the smoke to see the Liger Zero use its own Strike Laser Claw on the other Liger.

"The battle is over! The battle is over! The winner is…the Blitz Team!" said the judge, holding up his right arm.

"YEEEEEEEAH!!" exclaimed Leena, throwing her arms up in the air. "I must've earned so many points today!"

"Good job Leena!" called Bit from his Liger. Leena smirked.

"Good? You mean SPECTACULAR! AWESOME! PERFECT!!!!"

Two hours after the battle, it started to rain. Leena stared out of one of the Hover Cargo's many windows. "Aw man…Why does it have to rain on my parade?" she asked her empty room. She got up and left the room and headed to her father's room.

"Hey dad, I was wondering if we could install a pool."

"What? Leena, how do you expect we do that?"
"Well I was just making a suggestion! I didn't know it was a sin to do so!"
Her father looked at her strange. "You just sounded like Bit."
"So?"
Dr. Tauros' eyebrows quirked up in amusement. "Is Bit rubbing off on you? Are you starting to like him more than a friend?" Leena blushed, but scowled.

"Yeah RIGHT! Just because I SOUND like someone doesn't mean I LIKE that someone!"

She turned and left the room. She almost bumped into Bit. She turned to him and yelled, "You're only a friend! Be sure to tell my dad that!"

She walked down the hallway as Bit watched her. When she was out of sight, he scratched the back of his head.

"What was THAT all about?"